1. Rugby League International Federation. Organisation that ought to be in control of the game worldwide, but isn't. Nobody is clear as to it's actual purpose and, as it's made up of RFL and NRL officials, seems to be little more than a rubber-stamping exercise on whatever those two organisations decide will happen.
2. Anything that is utterly toothless. "Dave got smashed in the face by that big, ugly prop of theirs. Now he's RLIF and looking at a £400 denture bill".